Yes. I'm serious. In honour of Harper's commitment to the arts there is a facebook group called Stephen Harper Poems. The group features a contest that offers $100 for the best Harper poem.
There once was a guy named Stephen
With artists he would get even
He couldn't dance or sing
So he cut their funding
To lock the hick-vote that he'll be receivin'
I know, I know. It's a stretch. You think it's easy to make rhymes?
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